IN THIS ISSUE

COATTAILS

REJECTION NEVER TASTED SO SEDARIS

David Sedaris explains why Dave Eggers’ Internet Tendency can suck it

EXHIBITIONISTS

SPRING FEVER

In Iowa, the new season rushes in with a bang

ATTRACTIONS

INDIAN RED

Todd Schrenk prefers his protests New Orleans-style

A QUICK GUIDE TO REFUGEE GIFT-GIVING

Jesse Manley has no appreciation for nice things

TOEING THE LINE

Nicole McClelland negotiates the potential pitfalls of mild foot porn fame

EXTINGUISHED

Marcus Gilmer has some ideas about what the Olympics can do with those shiny torches

WASTE NOT, WANT NOT

Lauren Rice dispatches reports, her youth at a snoball stand

VOLUME ONE

OUT FROM THE TOXIC, MOXIE:
UNIVERSITY OF NEW ORLEANS WRITERS REPRESENT